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Monday, November 23, 2009

Bacon Thanksgiving we can all be thankful for


Thanksgiving...
A day when we all come together and give thanks for a few things:
1. Mislabeling an entire land of people as Indians.
2. Using guns, booze, disease and religious trickery to kill said "Indians".
3. Bacon.

So, this year wrap your turkey with bacon, make a bacon and bourbon pie crust for your pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes with bacon stuffing, and eat your way out of our nation's greatest act of genocide ever !

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Bacon Nails


For centuries men and women have enjoyed pushing the envelope during late night copulation that involves booze, whips, leather outfits, actuator sex robots, and [of course] amyl nitrate poppers. Now, for all you pain pushers, it's time to lay down your best back scratches and complete your sizzling hardcore evenings with bacon nails!

Thanks go to the good people over at thedailybacon.com for the heads up on this little fingertip aesthetic upgrade.