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Monday, November 23, 2009

Bacon Thanksgiving we can all be thankful for


Thanksgiving...
A day when we all come together and give thanks for a few things:
1. Mislabeling an entire land of people as Indians.
2. Using guns, booze, disease and religious trickery to kill said "Indians".
3. Bacon.

So, this year wrap your turkey with bacon, make a bacon and bourbon pie crust for your pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes with bacon stuffing, and eat your way out of our nation's greatest act of genocide ever !

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