Hail Bacon Shirt Summons the Dead to Cook your Bacon

Only the lord of the underworld truly understands humanity and what humanity needs. Drugs, vampire orgies, foul language, deceit and our favorite sin of creature comforts... bacon.

Over at etsy, our friend econographics made this Hail Bacon Shirt that makes sure your friends and family recognize your allegiance to the head honcho of darkness(unofficial creator of bacon)...

"I will meet you on the slaughterhouse floor and there we can harvest our bacon." -  \m/