Got a fat chicken neck or a wad of chickens hash? Then get on your dick van dyke or your mates jam jar and uncle ned it to the nearest battle cruiser. With these bacon rashers its gonna take you 1000 arthur powers to rid yourself of the bacon waft coming into your garden house.
I GIVE YOU TAYTO BACON CHIPS,
Get your mince pie off your skin and blister, and take the Daniel Day to TAYTO TOWN.