Celebrate: Wendy's Baconator

If you are on this website, you are (more than likely) not opposed to a little junk food here and there. Well, for most this may come as no surprise, but here it is...

I love you baconator. You are delicious goodness served up by a slutty redhead. With each bite you deliver an excellent amount of bacon into my face hole and I make love to you with my teeth.

For something served in in less than 5 minutes, you can't go wrong with the baconator.