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Friday, May 8, 2009

Holy Bacon Friday

Judaism has Gehenna, the Ancient Greeks have Hades, the Mormons have Spirit Prison. If eternally waiting to be judged, or repeatedly pushing a rock up a hill just to have it roll down on you sounds terrible... Enter Baconism: Baconism as quoted by The Holy Church of Bacon is "the study and worship of bacon." Bacon disciples, study hard. A Bacon Eden awaits you in the afterlife. You need neither repent, have gold coins on your eyes, or die in combat to take part.

This beautiful rendition of "bacon sausage land" was created by a bright soul of Baconism: Carl Warner

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