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Friday, May 15, 2009

Bacon Mints enhance your breath

Situation: Your pants are down around your God damn ankles... You are holding your pretty little vixen by the hips and you pull her in close. Suddenly, she whimpers... pulls away and covers her nose in disgust.

Outcome: You cry on the inside... dart out the door with a sub-machine gun laying waste to all in your path.

Solution: Bacon Mints

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